Especially bless our middle school health teachers.
Scene: Middle school health class.
Mrs. X: "Smoking and drug use can cause angina."
Class: Uproarious laughter, mainly from the boys.
Mrs. X: "Sigh" [Realizing that "angina" sounds a lot like "vagina" to middle school boys]
Class: "When are we going to learn about sex?"
Mrs. X: "During the last quarter, so you'll have something to look forward to."