Monday, February 28, 2011

Bless our middle school teachers

Especially bless our middle school health teachers.

Scene:  Middle school health class.

Mrs. X:  "Smoking and drug use can cause angina."
Class:  Uproarious laughter, mainly from the boys.
Mrs. X:  "Sigh"  [Realizing that "angina" sounds a lot like "vagina" to middle school boys]

Class:  "When are we going to learn about sex?"
Mrs. X:  "During the last quarter, so you'll have something to look forward to."
Class: "Yes!"

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